10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.

9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a
paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do laundry...again

7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.

6. They will cause children to smile.

5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with
deep sad eyes.

4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don't let them lick your ice cream bowl.

3. They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings.

2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.

And the number one reason why you can't trust vicious Pit Bulls...

1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a Pit Bull can show.

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What's a pitbull's favourite song?
Another bite in the Tennis Ball
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Who would a pitbull play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Licked Witch of the West.
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What do you get when you breed a pitbull with Lassie?

A dog who will bite your arm off, then run for help!

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A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the phone book and sure enough, there's an ad for "bear removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. The bear remover replies, "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy Pit Bull

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What's the difference between a Pitbull and a social worker?

It's easier to get your kids back from a Pitbull

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I LOVE MY PITBULL -  As seen on a ripped and bloody T-shirt.